whatsacanada:

how do we even decide what our favorite colors are, are our brains just like “i like green because yea”

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svvitzerland:

svvitzerland:

what do women have in the middle of their legs?

knees

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cumfort:

I’m the shoulder you can cry on and the hand that smacks that ass

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fileformat:

**wears a black turtleneck with a beret and drinks a martini at the local high school art show**

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pastelbat:

The only dates i get are updates

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"Happiness begins with you. Not with your relationship, your friends, or your job. But with you."

Mandy Hale (via w-ritings)

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